Tears flood alert issued after Tendulkar announces retirement

Delhi road flooded with tears after Sachin’s announcement.

Soon after the God of cricket announced his retirement, taking precautionary measure, meteorological department has issued flood alert as people are unstoppably crying all over the country.

“It’s not only people who are crying, even cats, dogs, birds, and almost every other being capable of crying are shedding tears, faster than Mumbai torrential rains,” said Indra Sharma, head of Indian meteorological department.

“This whole mourning activity may continue till Sunday, so tears level can see a sudden upsurge as people are quite free on weekends. So a possibility of flood couldn’t be ignored,” he added.

Sensing the gravity of situation, central government has asked Army to be ready to rescue Sachin fans from getting drowned in depression.

Government has also made a special request to Rajnikanth and Sir Ravindra Jadeja to avoid crying, as then it might be impossible even for army to control the situation.
As of now reports of waterlogging is coming from some part of Delhi and Mumbai and people have been asked to stay in their home.

However, ignoring warning, at Sher-E-Punjab colony in Andheri area of Mumbai, Sachin fans gathered at a park in the neighborhood for a group mourning session. There we spotted many people carrying swimming tubes.

“Sachin fans are so upset that after running out of tears, they are drinking more and more water to produce more tears. In last few hours, I have sold 200 bottles of mineral water,” said a shopkeeper from Paharganj while wiping off tears from his eyes and taking a sip of water.